Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
ok first of all what the fuck
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize