So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't deserve a penis
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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