Midget sex pt 2 tonight
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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