RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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