Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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