i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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