College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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