well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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