Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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