I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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