it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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