I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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