12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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