You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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