Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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