Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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