I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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