: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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