I bet he comes in French.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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