What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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