I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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