Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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