what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
no. you can't hotbox the world.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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