it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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