May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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