So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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