sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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