i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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