Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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