Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
honey bunches of taint.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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