We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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