we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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