I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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