She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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