I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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He passed out mid-signature
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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