these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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