marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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