Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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