And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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