you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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