i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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