Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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