I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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