he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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