It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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