Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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