Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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