Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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