Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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