seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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